People:  You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
Me:  IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FUCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.

me in 7th grade:  unattractive, socially awkward loser.
me now:  unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.